Einstein: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Mom: Well then that person is not a Jew because God is infinite per Judaic teaching, which means so is the universe. But…if there’s a beginning there must be an end. I’d like to be around to find out. Hehe. That would be something that Groucho Marx would say. Or Woody Allen.
Me: It was albert Einstein
Mom: Whatever. I was talking about my wisecrack. Not the quote.